How do I get my husband to stop barking?

My husband uncontrollably barks and sometimes even crawls on all fours pretending he's a dog. I don't want to take him to a psychologist because I don't want him to think I think he's crazy. But he really is. He sometimes does this even at work. It's very embarrassing. He's starting to not speak in proper English either and usually barks between words. What should I say or do?How do I get my husband to stop barking?
have lots of sexHow do I get my husband to stop barking?
First of all i would talk to him and ask him why he does this, not in a confrontational way just as an interest. See what he says. Otherwise this is highly unusual and he should probably see a therapist. Many normal people go to therapists or counselors or psychologists to talk about everyday stressors and it in no way means they're crazy. it's not like you're having him committed. So just talk to him, and perhaps you could talk to a therapist first to see what he/she says and the therapist can help you find a way to bring him in without negative connotations.
there's nothing you can do but take him to a psychologist 'cause that's too crazy, you shouldn't be living with that, the man needs help or if you don't want him getting treatment then just take him directly to the mad house i know it sounds harsh but there nothing else you can do or you can take him to a psychiatrist its like a psychologist but for ppl that are even crazier.
Option 1: Feed him kibble, teach him ticks and give him a doggie biscuit when he obeys, buy him a brand new shiny leash and collar so you can take him on walks! Don't forget to groom him and bathe him as well. And scratch him a lot because dogs love affection.





Option 2: Take him to a therapist. Who cares if he thinks you think he is crazy. Um..he is? Yeah don't be stupid. If he's acting like an idiot obviously he's either weird, crazy, or just plain annoying. Yeah, I'll live with a grown man who thinks he's a dog and tell him he's sane. Hmm..





Option 3: If you want to be stupid, well ignore him. Obviously if you don't want to play along or fix him, this is the only other option.





Well good luck. (And by the way, I strongly recommend Option 2) C(:
Are you serious? He needs a psychologist or something. For real! This is scarey. Take him to a doctor. Get a diagnosis. He needs to stop. If he doesn't and it continues to embarass you then this could seriously destroy your relationship.





Also talk to him about it.
Treat him like a dog. When he stands up say ';Down boy!'; and spray him in the face. Train him. Make him eat out of a dog bowl. Buy him a dog bed and lock him in a dog cage when you take him somewhere. Make him smell the toilet. Take him on a leash to crawl on all fours all down the neighborhood block.


Treat him like a dog 'till he acts like a normal human(:


Or take him to the pound.
If he thinks he's a dog, buy him a lead and take him for a walk and buy him dog food and make him eat it.





And dont forget to be his b **ch, give him lots of sex, doggy style, of course.
i think your husband has problem if you want to be quite your husband you need to go on the psychologist clinic....he wants a psychology reverse....don't worry about your love husband if you love him do what is best for him.....
Marry a human?


Unless you're serious, then get him to a psychiatrist. If you love him enough to marry him, then you love him enough to get help.
HUH.. i am a bit confused.


is this a real animal your referring too, or are you joking?


If this is a human i would take him to get help.





good luck!
I think your husband needs to go to a Medical Doctor. It sounds like he has symptoms of Turrets Syndrome a treatable medical condition.
Take him to a psychologist because if there is something wrong with him, your only making it worse by letting it continue
Ignore him,,Obviously he is getting your attention by barking,,


Serve him his dinner in a doggy dish, on the floor... LOL
Get a dog house, keep him chained to it and feed %26amp; water him as you would your dog!





Of course you'll have to walk him every day!





OR take him to a shrink!!
Get a bark collar. It's really curbed my hubby's urge to bark at every noise he hears...And it's made him become a ';good boy!';.
Start feeding him dog food. Lay out wee-wee pads and swat him with a newspaper.
Start acting like a dog yourself.
Maybe he is utterly hungry.
I hate to break it to you.....but he NEEDS to get help from a professional. He is crazy......and quite frankly, he needs to know!
Stick his nose in some do do and then duct tape his mouth.
Spray some water in his face and tell him to lay down.
Get him neutered
Swat him with a newspaper.
Hes ur husband. Dont be embarressed. If hes a dog be his dog mate.





why not.
UMMM well if this is a serious question maybe he has Terret's Syndrome(sp?)
Yeah.... I mean take him to a psychologist.
Feed him dog treats
Find a husband that's not a dog
Rub his nose in his pee spots. You can't be serious.
Get a shock collar.
Have him put down.